Friday, April 13, 2012

Different Types Of Women in Computer Terminology

Assalamualaikum semua wanita-wanita seluruh dunia. Bagaimana hari anda? sudahkah tercapai cita-cita kalian untuk menggoncang dunia?

Disebabkan lama benar tak menulis tentang women awareness, ayuhlah kita menulis-nulis tentang wanita diblog ini sekarang. biasalah kadang-kadang pupus juga idea nak menulis blog nih. sibuk sangat menggoncang dunia sendiri. macam menggoncang pokok durian rasanya. Eh kejapp... Bukan buah durian jatuh sendiri ke tak yah nak sibuk-sibuk goncang? apa-apa je lah kan. Sebenarnya nak cakap saya sangat-sangat sibuk sekarang ni you all!! Assignment berbukit bukauu! lagi ditarah makin menggunung pula.

Oraitlah! seperti tajuk vogue di atas tuu.. jom kita release tension dengan membaca jenis-jenis wanita mengikut term term atau istilah-istilah komputer berikut. enjoy..


HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.


Hehehee.. fun kan? korang jenis yang mana satu? Internet women? ekekeke :p



4 comments:

Kamil Kahar said...

hehe...ske MULTIMEDIA Woman...lalala

Pondok Usang said...

wahh.. maksud yg mendalam..

che sakinah said...

@kamil kahar : baguslah. mereka pandai adobe Photoshop.. lalala

@jack : tak laa.. cetek je tuu:P
awak suka yg mana?

Kamil Kahar said...

harap diorg pandai wat animation skali...hehehe...